Man’s three best friends; Man’s three worst enemies – Part 1

This is something i wrote 5 years ago. First, before I start divulging some information that might be crucial or annoying to you, here are some terms we need to define:

Man: A human being with a dick, a set of balls and a hell of an ego.

Va-jay-jay: Also known as vagina, pussy or cunt (need more definition? ask the nearest Gynecologist)

Jomos: The paper inside your wallet/purse bearing the image of a dead president, Jomo. Also known as money, mundee, chapaa, dow.